Romantic Comedies
He has a turtle and she has a shell.
She's the principal and he's the janitor.
She's a widowed social worker
looking for a father figure and he's
an elderly vagrant.
She's a woman and he's...a woman.
He's unprincipled and she's..principled.
Everyone in his life drowned and he hates
dogs and she's a collegiate swimming coach
with a thousand dogs.
He's a collapsing star in the heart
of the galaxy and she's an excon with
5.000 space bucks and
nothing to lose.
He's clever and she's stupid.
He' s good-looking and she ugly.
She's sort of interested in him,
but he's not sure how interested he is in her,
though he is, a little bit.
He is always being ironic
and she is disdainful of irony.
He's a prosperous historian
living in the present day,
and she's a historian struggling
to make ends meet...
from the future.
She's a Nereid and he's a Dryad.
She's a sassy black oncologist
and he's a racist with prostate cancer.
She's a plucky explorer of catacombs
with a lust for adventure
and smoldering good-looking,
but he's the quite type,
content to stay at home,
reading about the exploration only
in books.
He's moneyed and she's a bitch.
He's squeamish around blood
but she is courteous around blood.
He's a Muslim terrorist
and she's a normal Muslim.
He blew a singer/song writer
but he's just songwriter, gay.
They're both gay.
He's a foot fetishist
and she's an amputee.
She's a word-renowned gourmet
cook and he's a word- renowned
fast - food restaurant mogul.
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